So this is the album that started it all. 1969 was a busy year, musically speaking. It saw the debut of Led Zeppelin, The Who's Tommy, The Beatles' Abbey Road, and so on. Yet, this album held its own and made an impact on the rock scene.
Thursday, February 27, 2025
KING CRIMSON - IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING (1969)
Wednesday, February 26, 2025
TOTAL CON 2025
MY CAT, OLLIE
So my dad passed away on Valentine's Day in Charlottesville, Virginia. When it seemed likely that he would, all three of us kids rushed to Virginia to see him one last time and to care for my mother in the meantime.
I was on the train when he passed. It's still not real for me yet as a result. Still it turned out to be a lot of stress and worry.
My wife sent me this picture of my baby-boy cat, Ollie. He is absolutely smitten with me, and pretty much wants to be with me all the time. Upstairs or down in the basement (his favorite place) He crawls all over me, will turn his belly to me and turn himself upside down (his favorite position) and will perch himself to sleep on my side at night. Pink mouth, pink nose, pink ears and pink toe-beans. He's a real goofus and a real sweetheart to / with me. Anyway, my wife sent me this picture. And I repeatedly turned to looking at this picture to release oxytocin to help me get through those terrible days.
A totally selfish post. But I did want to share about my cat and what he means to me.
Monday, February 24, 2025
KING CRIMSON - LARKS' TONGUES IN ASPIC (1973)
In my opinion, this album is an example of one of those extremely rare things, the perfect album. This is hands-down my favorite and most frequently listened-to album. Nothing is wasted on this album, each cut is absolutely classic!
It also features one of the most stable line-ups in King Crimson history, pre- Adrian Belew. It was a five-man group, fronted of course by Robert Fripp. It included:
Robert Fripp: electric guitar, acoustic guitar, mellotron and devices.
John Wetton: vocals, bass guitar, piano.
Bill Bruford: drums.
David Cross: violin, viola, mellotron, flute.
Jamie Muir: percussion, drums, all-sorts.
with Richard Palmer-James: lyrics.
I'll be waking up the crewmen
Banana-boat ride
Brought alive on the silent screen
To the shuddering breath of yesterday
Takes a stand in the lady's hair
For the favor of making sweet sixteen
Strange, that the palms of my hands
Should be damp with expectancy
City lights, and the glimpse of a child
Of the alleyway infantry
Rain, and the gathering green
Of an afternoon out-of-town
Cliffs, and a military band
Blew and air of normality
Got to hoot and stamp their feet
In the heat from your physique
As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers
Strutting out at every race
Throw a glass around the place
Show the colour of your crimson suspenders
Sit around the family throne
My old dog could chew his bone
For two weeks we could appease the Almighty
Keep my bread in an old fruit jar
Drive you out in a motor-car
Getting fat on your lucky star
Saturday, February 22, 2025
BEST FIVE KING CRIMSON ALBUMS?
My guess is that, if you asked most King Crimson fans which five albums are their best albums, you would find there to be almost universal acclaim for what are the best four King Crimson albums, and some debate about what that fifth album would be. The universally recognized top four would be:
In the Court of the Crimson King (1969)
Larks' Tongues in Aspic (1973)
Red (1974)
Discipline (1981)
These would be considered to be the classic King Crimson albums. I suppose there might be some variance between Robert Fripp and Adrian Belew aficionados (me, I'm a Fripp partisan), but I suspect not. It's my belief that these four are just empirically the best King Crimson albums.
But the fifth? That becomes your deep cut. The one that perhaps reveals who your inner you is. Mine periodically shifts, but here they are:
Lizard (1970)
Islands (1971)
Starless and Bible Black (1974)
In future posts, I will review each of these albums, starting out with my all-time favorite: Larks' Tongues in Aspic. Stay tuned!
Friday, February 14, 2025
COVER: TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN / KING CRIMSON
When I listen to music lately, I've started to focus on the drums. One talent that probably goes generally unrecognized is that of Michael Giles. Granted, he has a very limited corpus to adequately demonstrate his skills and talent. Two King Crimson albums in total, and I believe, only one or two solo albums. But this song, Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man, I think demonstrates well his power and skill on drums.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
REVISING B1: IN SEARCH OF THE UNKNOWN
At this point, I've run through B1: In Search of the Unknown twice. This last time, nearly all the way through the module. And I've come to the point where I feel like I can revise /slash/ tweak how it runs. With an eye to running it again for different groups and at local cons.
Here are my thoughts so far:
- Treasure: As I've indicated, I've hacked the treasure table to make it more hoard-worthy. There are still some tweaks I need to make -- like with the ever-present artworks, probably needing their very own subtable of my invention. But key the various rooms in the dungeon: minor treasure, major treasure, minor hoard and major hoard.
- Wandering Monsters: My thought here is to move away from a duration-based check for most wandering monster checks. Instead, I'm thinking to check each time the characters reach an intersection where they have to choose a direction. Roll D12. On a 1, they encounter a wandering monster. I like this also because it captures the feel of them running into /slash/ bumping into the monsters. But when they rest, make it time-based again, say, once an hour at D12 or a lesser die. (But my real reason for this is to reduce the cognitive load for the DM of keeping track of time.)
- Stock the Dungeon: Self-explanatory. Ideally, stocking it thematically.
- Introduce the Ghost of Zelligar: This could-be one of those "oh shit" TPK moments -- or a roleplaying encounter that can provide background and motivation for the dungeon itself. The ghost would not start out immediately belligerent, though. I would roll a DF: +kindly, [blank] indifferent, -hostile. There would be at least one round of parlay, before any conflict -- giving the players the option to actually choose to fight or not.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
USING SKILLS IN D&D 5E
- Avoiding surprise and/or gaining the advantage in combat? Perception.
- Listening at a door or trying to distinguish something you hear or see? Perception.
- Searching a room for treasure, clues, secret doors, etc.? Investigation.
- If you speak the same secondary language, your attempts to Persuade are automatically at Advantage.
- Conversely, if you don't speak their language, using Insight to judge their intentions when they are speaking their language is at a disadvantage. (This could also be justified or applied to situations where the speaker has an accent when speaking the common language. Their speech patterns through off the interpretation)
- Arcana: Knowledge of magic, metaphysics, the planes, physical and magical laws that govern the omniverse.
- History: History, the Law, and politics.
- Religion: Religion, philosophy, the gods, the planes, ritual and etiquette.
Saturday, February 8, 2025
QUOTABLES: THE APOCRYPHAL WINSTON CHURCHILL
This more of a grammatical joke, than a historically accurate anecdote.
One day in Parliament, Winston Churchill was finishing up a stemwinder of a speech as PM. After the speech, one of his colleagues in the party, a product of Eton and of Oxford, chided him for ending a sentence with a preposition.
As ever, the quick-witted PM replied: "That sir, is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put!
Utterly brilliant!
Friday, February 7, 2025
STEVIE WONDER IMPROV
As a child growing up in Texas, I listened the radio a lot. In Texas of the time, you had two choices: FM or AM. FM was predominately country music, and AM was Top 40 and R&B. My station of choice at the time was KTSA in San Antonio. We were living there during Stevie's wonderyears. Years later on SNL, I witnessed his comedic talents. (The other standout for me as a guest on SNL was another musician, Ringo Starr.)
What happened was that his electric keyboard went dead. And then Stevie, right then and there, improvised a whole song about the mishap. What wit and charm. Simply hilarious!
Enjoy!
Wednesday, February 5, 2025
QUOTABLES: BRIAN ENO
Anyone who knows me, knows that my taste in music tends toward art rock, avante-garde rock or progressive rock -- depending on your preferred nomenclature for the genre.
King Crimson, David Bowie, Brian Eno, Queen etc.
With Brian Eno, its his vocal works that I, in particular favor. I consider him to be the Lewis Carroll or Ogden Nash of rock. Nonsense, often tautological lyrics that seem to say something . . . but always evocative of something.
Below are some of my favorite Eno-isms:
"To be a zombie all the time / requires such dedication." Dead Finks Don't Talk, Here Come the Warm Jets.
"While miles below the curlews call from strangely stunted trees / The painted sage sits just as though he's flying / Regina's jet disturbs his wispy beard." Burning Airlines Give You So Much More, Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy).
"But her taste is such that she'll distinguish with her tongue / the subtleties a spectrograph would miss / and announce her decision / while demanding her reward: / a jellyfish kiss." The Fat Lady of Limbourgh, Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy).
"They know what God gave their fingers for / to make percussion over solo [typewriters over Fripp guitar solo]" China My China, Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy).
"And we saw St. Elmo's Fire / spitting ions in the ether." St. Elmo's Fire, Another Green World.
"I stand on the beach / giving out descriptions / different for everyone I see." Everything Merges With the Night, Another Green World.
-- FIN --
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
VARIABLE HP FOR MONSTERS IN D&D 5E
While I prefer standard, fixed characteristics for Player Characters, I actually want some level of random variability in creatures found in the Monster Manual and other similar books, plus their NPC types. As such, I have reconfigured my monsters to have three listed HP totals: minimum, default and maximum.
Each represents a possible state for said monster:
MInimum = minion, mook, weak by nature and/or previously injured or depleted in some way.
Default = monster as presented, typical specimen of that type.
Maximum = boss creature, at the height of its power and abilities.
So then, how to apply this in practice?
1. Roll DF: +maximum, [blank] default, -minimum.
2. Designate by narrative role: as suggested above, a leader-type maximum, standard troops default, waves of minions/mooks minimum.
3. Determine their hardiness inside a battle to adjust their challenge to the players on the fly. Add damage to the first threshold. Are the players breezing through the encounter? Aim in direction of maximum HP. Handling it with some effort involved? Aim in direction of default HP. Really struggling, in danger of TPK? Aim in direction of minimum. And yes, it's a kind of fudging -- but more productive and defensible (I think) than fudging actual die rolls.
4. Or in a dungeon setting for example, if the party is to defeat and the monsters repopulate, rinse and repeat: start at maximum for the monster group, the second time have them operate at default, third and final/subsequent repopulation(s) minimum.
Here are some examples by CR:
Myconid Sprout (CR 0, 2D6): 2, 7, 12
Kobold (CR 1/8, 2D6-2): 1, 5, 10
Kuo-Toa (CR 1/4, 4D8): 4, 18, 32
Lizardfolk (CR 1/2, 4D8+4): 8, 22, 36
Bugbear (CR 1, 5D8+5): 10, 27, 45
Wererat (CR 2, 6d8 + 6): 12, 33, 54Owlbear (CR 3, 7D10+21): 28, 59, 91
Succubus (CR 4, 12d8+12): 24, 66, 108
And so on . . . As for CR, I don't personally change mine on the theory that it all averages out in the end. However, you would certainly be justified in increasing or decreasing it by one step if you wished.
Of course, YMMV.
Monday, February 3, 2025
GRAMMATICAL MYTHS
When you teach English, as I do, and you meet a stranger out in the world and they learn you do, they will invariably want to discuss/argue with you about one of two things:
Did Shakespeare write Shakespeare or did someone else?
What do you think about this English grammar fact/rule?
To the first, my answer is a resounding yes. To the second . . . well, it can be a bit more complicated:
How many tenses are there in English? According to linguists, two -- past and non-past.
How many cases are there in English? Three, but only barely -- i.e., only in the case of our pronouns, and otherwise none.
And so forth. Since the Victorians, grammarians have concocted a variety of what I would call faux grammar rules, based on their love of Latin and logic -- and apparently not English in its rich variety and history of Englishes.
Here is Robwords, debunking them in a reliably methodical way that I don't really have the patience for:
Love it! And as a parting shot, here is one of my favorite apocryphal, anecdotal stories about Churchill. Not literally true, but certainly spiritually so:
In the Commons, a rival of Churchill's took him to task for ending a sentence with a preposition. Churchill's response was both swift and devastating. He said, "That sir, is the sort of nonesence up with which I will not put!"
Needless to say: Enjoy!
MODIFIED RANDOM TREASURE TABLES FOR B1
In my previous post, I mentioned my own method for randomly determining treasure in B1 by using the treasure tables provided by the module and by deconstructing the 4D6 die roll (or with fewer dice) to arrive at a more diversity in the results narrated to my players.
To recapitulate, roll the multiple of dice indicated. Add the dice rolled for all combinations of one, two, three and four dice. Reduce coinage by a factor of ten when the maximum result listed is in excess of 100 coins.
This post is to present those random treasure tables actually as described. Remember that you can key the areas according to how large you want the described treasure to be: minor treasure D6, major treasure 2D6, minor hoard 3D6, major hoard 4D6. (When in doubt, roll D4 to determine the size of the treasure find.)
Minor Treasure D6
1-3 None
4 Art Object (average value 750 GP)
5 D2 Gems (each valued at 500 GP)
6 Art Object (averge value 250 GP)
Major Treasure 2D6
2-3 None
4 Art Object (average value 750 GP)
5 D2 Gems (each valued at 500 GP)
6 Art Object (averge value 250 GP)
7 D2 Art Objects (average value 100 GP)
8 D4 Art Objects (average value 50 GP)
9 2D4 Art Objects (average value 25 GP)
10 Coin Hoard (see subtable)
11 3D4 Gems (each valued at 50 GP)
12 20-70 EP
Minor Hoard 3D6
3 None
4 Art Object (average value 750 GP)
5 D2 Gems (each valued at 500 GP)
6 Art Object (averge value 250 GP)
7 D2 Art Objects (average value 100 GP)
8 D4 Art Objects (average value 50 GP)
9 2D4 Art Objects (average value 25 GP)
10 Coin Hoard (see subtable A)
11 3D4 Gems (each valued at 50 GP)
12 20-70 EP
13 40-240 CP
14 30-180 SP
15 10-120 GP
16 4D4 Gems (each valued at 10 GP)
17 D6 Gems (each valued at 100 GP)
18 D3 Potions (see subtable B)
Major Treasure 4D6
4 Art Object (average value 750 GP)
5 D2 Gems (each valued at 500 GP)
6 Art Object (averge value 250 GP)
7 D2 Art Objects (average value 100 GP)
8 D4 Art Objects (average value 50 GP)
9 2D4 Art Objects (average value 25 GP)
10 Coin Hoard (see subtable A)
11 3D4 Gems (each valued at 50 GP)
12 20-70 EP
13 40-240 CP
14 30-180 SP
15 10-120 GP
16 4D4 Gems (each valued at 10 GP)
17 D6 Gems (each valued at 100 GP)
18 D3 Potions (see subtable B)
19 D2 Spell Scrolls (see subtable C)
20 Driftglobe
21 Shield +1
22 Weapon +1 (see subtable D)
23 Bag of Holding
24 Boots of Elvenkind
Gem Reference D12 for each
10 GP: 1 Azerite, 2 Bonded Agate, 3 Blue Quartz, 4 Eye Agate, 5 Hematite, 6 Lapis Lazuli, 7 Malachite, 8 Moss Agate, 9 Obsidian, 10 Rhodochrosite, 11 Tiger Eye, 12 Turquoise
50 GP: 1 Bloodstone, 2 Carnelian, 3 Chalcedony, 4 Chrysopose, 5 Citrine, 6 Jasper, 7 Moonstone, 8 Onyx, 9 Rock Crystal, 10 Sardonyx, 11 Smoky Quartz, 12 Star Rose Quarts OR Zircon
100 GP: 1 Amber, 2 Alexandrite, 3 Amethyst, 4 Aquamarine, 5 Chrysoberyl, 6 Coral, 7 Garnet, 8 Jade, 9 Jet, 10 Pearl, 11 Topaz, 12 Tourmaline
500 GP: 1 Black Opal, 2 Black Sapphire, 3 Diamond, 4 Emerald, 5 Fire Opal, 6 Jacinth, 7 Opal, 8 Oriental Amethyst, 9 Oriental Emerald, 10 Oriental Topaz, 11 Star Ruby, 12 Star Sapphire
(Drawn from 1E DMG 25)
Subtable A: Coin Hoard D6
1 Copper 8D6 x10, Silver 3D6 x10
2 Copper 6D6, Silver 4D6, Gold 2D6
3 Silver 10D10, Gold 5D10
4 Copper 2D6 x10, Silver D6 x10, Gold 2D6 x10
5 Silver D6 x10, Electrum D6 x10, Gold D4 x10
6 Gold 6D6, Platinum 2D6
Subtable B: Potions D6
1 HealingSunday, February 2, 2025
MY DICE NOTATION
Saturday, February 1, 2025
WHAT AM I WATCHING?
So I've started watching Wyatt Earp and the Cowboy War on Netflix. What I find interesting about the show is how it puts the OK Corral in context and shows it as a first event and not a last event. It is consequently, a much more interesting story -- with both personal and national importance. The actors they've chosen to dramatize the story are quite good. Especially, Wyatt Earp, Ike Clanton and Sheriff Behan. But it is the dramatizations that I'd also be critical of, in that they impart motives and thoughts to the portrayed without necessarily any foundation to them. Having said that, the script for the series is also very good. Informative, conversational in tone and with a number of narrative surprises built into it. Grade: A-.GIANTS IN THE EARTH -- FAFHRD and GRAY MOUSER
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